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JK.

Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just Kidding ;)” is my favorite.

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be so screwed.

Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow

It’s boot seson and we all know what that means…my socks don’t match!

I think we’re single cause we generate more awesome than most men can handle.

I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed.

I’m worried my guardian angel is a crack head.

Maybe the problem is I’m TOO attractive, and all the hot boys are afraid they’re not good enough for me?