Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just Kidding ;)” is my favorite.

You thinking what I’m thinking?

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be so screwed.

You’ll know they’re “the one”

Here are the benefits of dating me…

Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

anyone else?

I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow

These boots are made for hide’n

It’s boot seson and we all know what that means…my socks don’t match!

I’m pretty sure thats it.

I think we’re single cause we generate more awesome than most men can handle.

Don’t stop…..believing….hold on to that feelllleeeaaaing

I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed.

What about you?

I’m worried my guardian angel is a crack head.

Anyone else have this problem?

Maybe the problem is I’m TOO attractive, and all the hot boys are afraid they’re not good enough for me?