Dieting Means No Food Network
Something you shoulder never do while on a diet? Watch The Food Network…
But It’s So Interesting!
That strange moment when the TV accidentally changes to a spanish channel and you end up watching it for an hour even though you have no idea what they’re saying.
Nick Was So Much Better
Like if you wish they’d bring back shows like Legends of the Hidden Temple and GUTS.
That’s My Kind Of Marathon!
The only kind of marathons you’ll find me participating in are TV marathons.
You Couldn’t Pause TV?!
Just think…twenty years down the road your kids will be saying things like, “You mean to tell me there was a time when you couldn’t pause live TV?”
Awww It Was Just Getting Good!
I hate it when TV shows go to a commercial right when things are getting good.
Stop Mocking Me!!!
When someone makes fun of your favorite show it feels like they’re making fun of you.