A, B, Q, Y, N, F
But officer that’s not fair, I can’t even say the alphabet sober.
I Can’t Even Crawl a Straight Line!
Walk in a straight line?! But I can’t even crawl yet officer.
I LOVE YOU TOO FOOD
Me: “why am i single?” Brain: “You’re weird” Body: “and you’re fat” Face: “Plus you’re ugly” Food: “but I’m here for you”
Life seems a lot easier after a few glasses of wine.
The only thing worse than being in a room full of drunk people is being sober in a room full of drunk people.
I Love You Man!
Oh you’ve been drinking? Tell me more about how much you love me.
Oooooo Did I Drunk Txt Anyone?
Got drunk last night, didn’t call or text anyone.
Just One More
Okay, but just one more beer, I have to be up at 3AM tomorrow to wake my parents up.
Wii Controller is Too Difficult
The Wii Controller is too difficult while drunk.