Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby

Its true

There’s no right way to eat a Rhesus.

I Won!!

Wins mega millions jackpot, mayans were right.

There Will Be Fireworks!

She said she didn’t see any fireworks when we kissed…round two.

Poor Sara

Knock Knock!

Fighter Plane Fail…Or Win

Fighter Plane Fail…Or Win

You Lost Your Dog? Is There A Reward?

Is it wrong that I look harder for lost dogs that offer a reward than those that don’t?

Great Timing

Dumped by girlfriend, just as Halo 4 comes out.

Awesome I Lost 10 Pounds

Lost 10 Pounds, of muscle.

But I Didn’t Even Ask You Yet

Girl rejects date, never asked.