There’s no right way to eat a Rhesus.
Wins mega millions jackpot, mayans were right.
She said she didn’t see any fireworks when we kissed…round two.
Fighter Plane Fail…Or Win
Is it wrong that I look harder for lost dogs that offer a reward than those that don’t?
Dumped by girlfriend, just as Halo 4 comes out.
Lost 10 Pounds, of muscle.
Girl rejects date, never asked.