Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just Kidding ;)” is my favorite.
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If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be so screwed.
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Let’s work it out.
Cause honestly, you’re just one bad breakup away from owning 41 cats.
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There’s no right way to eat a Rhesus.
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I hope you’ve nearly recovered from your annual New Year’s Day trip to the Gym.
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The first step to recovery is admitting that the other person is the problem.
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Regular naps help prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.
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Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you.
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Next time your friend falls asleep at your house; set off the fire alarm and yell, “FIRE!”
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If I had a tail, it would wag everytime you walk in the door.
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