What Time Does It Say?

Like if it takes you longer than it should to read the time on a wall clock.

I Got The Squeaky Cart Again?!

How do I always manage to get the shopping carts that make the most amount of noise?

French fries are vegetables…right?

How come gas prices go down for two weeks, but then go up for three months?

That one coach who thought you could just “walk off” any injury.

Waiting in a long line to buy something and then seeing a sign on the cash register that says, “Cash Only.”

When someone makes fun of your favorite show it feels like they’re making fun of you.

It seems like time goes by faster every single year.

I miss it when singers focused more on their lyrics and less on their outfits.

I’d pay lots of money if there was actually a “chill pill” on the market.