You Deleted My Show?!

Watches show on your DVR, deleted it without asking if you’ve watched it yet.

What’s The Difference Between UR and URE?

I wish ppl would lrn the diff btwn “UR” and “URE” LOL I’m such an grmmr nazi!

Required $400 Textbook, never uses it once.

Do they allow you to sell annoying little brothers on Ebay?

Throws awesome party, at your house.

That maddening moment when ‘breaking news’ interrupts your favorite show

Works as telemarketer, doesn’t call you during dinner.

Oh, I’m sorry…Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

My fantasy job is to work with people who don’t talk about fantasy football at work all day.

The tag on my new shirt, is driving me nuts.