How Long Does It Take You To Type That?

Oh, U TYP3 LYK D1S? Please tell me more while I throw this dictionary at your face.

Don’t Touch My Screen!

Shows you something on your computer, touches your screen.

Everyday I fall more in love with you…except for yesterday, yesterday you were really annoying.

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times.

That awkward moment when you start chewing in slo-mo because you are afraid everyone can hear it.

I hope you get well soon, because your sniffling nose is driving me crazy.

You can’t play hard to get when you’re already hard to want.

Waited for an hour for the confirmation email, Spam Box.

There’s a bubble in my phone’s screen protector.

I want my phone to be secure but I hate putting the passcode in 4000 times a day.