Is That Fruit Real?!

That awkward moment when you’re not sure if that basket of fruit is real or fake…

Pfffffff!

This is what happens when you fart in a smart car.

Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6…Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single

How does Honey Boo Boo’s mom have a boyfriend, yet I’m still single?

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

I feel sorry for people who take things WAY to seriously.

If you can handle me getting all “white girl wasted” we can make this work.

If by “working out” you mean “dancing in front of a mirror in my underwear and a pair of heels” then yes, I work out.

That awkward moment when you buy something you don’t need just because it was a great deal.

That awkward moment when you push the door, when it clearly says pull.