An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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I know where I’ll be on Black Friday; in my warm and cozy house laughing at all the crazy people out there.
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I swear, I am really not so bad once you get to know me.
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Don’t trust people who put fruit on their pizza.
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I have 3 sides… 1. The quiet sweet side 2. The fun & crazy side 3. The side you never want to see.
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I don’t always go home for the holidays, but when I do, I remember why I left in the first place.
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I would chop off an arm for you…not mine, but someone’s.
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You didn’t reply to my txt, I’ll go ahead and send it three more times
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Best friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.
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I hate my child, TYPO, *have
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