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Why Can’t Everyone Drive Like Me

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I’m Almost There!

Saying “I’m almost there” when you actually haven’t even left.

Just Stare Straight Forward

That awkward eye contact you have with people in cars next to you at red lights.

Windshield Wipers Are Annoying

Windshield wipers are too slow, but the next setting is too fast.

This Pedal Should Be Real

Pressing the imaginary brake pedal because your driver is getting dangerously close to the car in front of you.

Why Are They Mad?

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if the car behind you is flashing their brights or hitting bumps.

Is That Real Or The Song?

That confusing moment when you can’t tell if you are hearing sirens or if it is part of the song.

Not Even A Stop Sign

I’m want to txt at a red light, but I keep making all the greens.

Old People Drive Crazy

May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

Matching Tempos

The exciting moment when your blinker matches up perfectly to the tempo of the song on the radio.