You Run…For Fun?!

I don’t trust people who run for “fun”

I’d Do Anything To Lose 10 Pounds

I’d do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.

My Favorite Gym Machine?

What’s my favorite machine at the gym? The vending machine.

My Favorite Exercise

My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.

Yoga Pants are For Yoga?

None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.

I’m Thinking About Swimming

If it’s the thought that counts, then I’ll just keep think about exercising.

I Don’t Exercise For Health

I don’t exercise to be healthy, I exercise to look sexy naked.

Yoga Pants are not for Yoga?

That awkward moment when you realize that 98% of girls in yoga pants are not on their way to yoga.

Time for Some Cake!

Alright, I’ve got my yoga pants on, time for some cake.

Why I Didn’t Work Out

I want to exercise but my hair looks really good and I don’t want to ruin it.