I don’t trust people who run for “fun”
I’d do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
What’s my favorite machine at the gym? The vending machine.
My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.
None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.
If it’s the thought that counts, then I’ll just keep think about exercising.
I don’t exercise to be healthy, I exercise to look sexy naked.
That awkward moment when you realize that 98% of girls in yoga pants are not on their way to yoga.
Alright, I’ve got my yoga pants on, time for some cake.
I want to exercise but my hair looks really good and I don’t want to ruin it.