Girl this ain’t no bakery so put that muffin top away!
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I don’t care how small that spider is, I want it dead.
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That awkward moment when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under your desk.
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That awkward moment when your mom is a sex therapist.
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I would hold in my farts for you.
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Life is too short to use one ply toilet paper.
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Gets first pubic hair, on his pizza.
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If he is 21 and you are 15. That’s not dating, that’s babysitting.
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Opens a window to get fresh air, spiders.
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I’ve worn the same clothes 3 days in a row and nobody’s noticed.
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