That’s About All I Got In Me

Wrote the first sentence of a 10 page term paper, “That’s about enough for today.”

Seats in the Front are for Losers!

Only open seats in class are in the front row, goes home.

Classes start tomorrow, guess I should register.

“Please do not read ahead in the textbook”, that won’t be an issue.

Notices class has run a minute late, stands up and dismisses himself.

Weather is awful, can’t get to class. Weather is beautiful, can’t waste it in class.

“Required Textbooks” That’s adorable.

Spends more than 15 minutes looking for parking, looks like no class today.

Back to school shopping, I think I have a notebook lying around somewhere.

Reading due first day of class, drops class.