Why Are You Calling So Early!!

If you call me before 7am; someone better be dying.

That’s My Kind Of Marathon!

The only kind of marathons you’ll find me participating in are TV marathons.

Everyone thinks I have so much potential; they obviously don’t know me that well.

I drink while I work out, I call it Bacardio.

Breakfast in bed; why stop there? I’ll take lunch, dinner and my midnight snack in bed, too!

I don’t care if its 4AM, I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.

I feel like I should be doing something productive, but I’d rather just sit here and find pretty pictures for my pinterest.

Yes I play sports, Wii bowling counts right?

I’m so sore; it must be from doing nothing all day yesterday.

If I’m up before the sun rises…shoot me.