I Don’t Even Know Those Old People
Walking 10 feet ahead of your parents in the store to avoid embarrassment.
I Hate When I Do This
That awkward moment when you say something and sound exactly like your parent.
I Only Asked A Simple Question!!
I ask my parents a simple yes or no question and I always get a lecture.
Why Didn’t You Answer?!?
When you call your parents and the don’t answer it is no big deal. But when they call me and I don’t answer it’s like World War III.
The Dreaded Middle Name Call
The only reason parents give children middle names is so they know when they are really in trouble.
You’re Calling Me a Liar?
My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said, “Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus” and walked away…like a boss.
I Was Supposed To Be Studying
That scary moment when you get a notification that you were tagged in a photo and your parents thought you were elsewhere.
