Slow down! You’re going to kill us both!
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. IF YOU MESS IT UP…I WILL CUT YOU <3 mom
Not sure if headache is from too much coffee or not enough
you never yell…when the cat does it
Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.
Hey…90s kid, remember me?