But They Are So Young

Kids born in the year 2000, will be teenagers next year.

A Family Thanksgiving?

You’re spending time with your family on Thanksgiving? But I’m all the family you need!

Facebook says you are interested in women? You should only be interested in me!

For Halloween we should dress up as a bride and groom.

You wouldn’t change anything about me? What about my last name?

We’re getting married in July, you should probably propose before then.

We’ve kissed 387 times, I’ve been counting.

I’m so tired, I stayed up all night watching you sleep.

I’ll kill spiders and snakes for you, but please don’t turn off my night-light.