Let’s Watch A Movie, Here’s A Quiz

Gives you a worksheet to fill in during movie, questions aren’t in order.

The Real Reason We All Graduated

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

I love homework, it fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.

Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of procrastination.

Notices class has run a minute late, “Teacher, you’re out of time.”

This is very, very complicated, let’s get through it quickly.

Gives scantron test, takes a week to grade it.

Teachers who teach straight out of college, go to school for their whole life.

First week of school: “I’m so excited, I’m going to do my best.” Second week: “Forget it…”

I can memorize song lyrics easily but can’t memorize anything I have to for school.