What Alarm Clock?

Hears alarm clock going off, turns it off without waking up.

Monsters Under The Bed

Confession: I still check for monsters under the bed.

How Do I Not Feel Tired?!

I sleep less, I’m tired. I sleep more, I’m tired. Life is impossible.

You’re Tired? I Don’t Think So!

When you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you lay down in bed your body is like “just kidding.”

I’m Not Lazy!

I’m not lazy, I just take a lot of horizontal life pauses.

Music or Comfort?

I want to wear my headphones to sleep, but I sleep on my side.

Do People Love Sleeping?

Do people really love sleeping, or do they just hate being awake?

I Wanna Finish That Dream

The moment you try and fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

I’m Going To Bed

“I’m going to bed.” really means “I’m going to lie in bed and look at my phone.”

Why is Morning So Early?

I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon.