I Beat My Wife and Kids

I beat my wife and kids everytime we play monopoly.

I Left My Wife and Kids

I left my wife and kids a healthy breakfast before I went to the gym.

Shot a Guy

Shot a guy, a look of approval after his impressive presentation.

I Beat My Children

I beat my children every time we play Jenga.

Give Me Your Keys

Get out and give me your keys now. You’re not driving drunk on my watch.