Mythbusters is just a science version of Jackass.
Watching a Nascar race and just hoping for someone to crash.
I can’t tell if those guys are about to fight…or kiss.
That awkward moment when you’re not sure if that bug is on the TV or just in the show.
Watching the local news always ends with me fearing for my life.
This show is stupid now, but I have already watched 4 seasons and I’m too invested to stop.
I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said to himself, “People will LOVE ninja versions of those.”
Let’s celebrate shark week by drinking like fish and making people run away from us.
I got caught up in my new TV series, now I have to wait a week between episodes.
If I was stranded on an island and could only bring one person, I would bring Dora. That girl has everything in that backpack.