First Kiss

First Kiss, Gets Mono

Fireony?

Survives burning building, hit by firetruck.

Opens a window to get fresh air, spiders.

Pokes holes in friends’ condoms. Mom gets pregnant.

Pokes holes in friends’ condoms. Mom gets pregnant.

Makes waitress list every beer on tap, orders a bud light.

Notices there’s no toilet paper, after pooping.

Hits on hot cashier, credit card declined.

Doesn’t forward chainmail, dies in sleep.

Eats a jawbreaker, breaks jaw.