Oh You Use Instagram?
Oh, you use Instagram? Please tell me more about how you are a professional photographer.
Internet Grammar Nazis!
Oh, you correct everyone’s grammar on the internet, please tell me more about how you are so intellectually superior.
Tattoos Will Look Bad On Me?
So you say tattoos will look terrible on me when I’m old? Please tell me more about how you are going to look beautiful when you are 70.