Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just Kidding ;)” is my favorite.
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be so screwed.
The best nicknames are usually the ones that people don’t know they have.
Let’s work it out.
Cause honestly, you’re just one bad breakup away from owning 41 cats.
I hope you’ve nearly recovered from your annual New Year’s Day trip to the Gym.
Over-thinking is one of the top causes of depression.
Do you computer? I’m not great at computering but my grandson is teaching me how to computer.
Shakespeare invented the word “swagger.”
Since the Mayan calendar did not include leap years, the world should have ended about 13 months ago.