You Make Me Happy!

If I had a tail, it would wag everytime you walk in the door.

Found A Gift Card!

Finds $100 gift card in junk drawer, Circuit City

Here Come The Troops!

Wasps emit an “alarm pheromone” when you kill them, summoning the rest of their colony.

When’s The World Ending Again?

I remember when the world wasn’t coming to an end every 2 months.

There’s A Name For It?!

That dizzy feeling you get when you stand up too fast is called “postural hypotension.”

Where Do They Fart From?

Did you know turtles can breathe through their butts?

Welcome To 1448

20% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the Earth.

Bieber Haters Have The Power!

Justin Bieber haters have made him more famous, than the actual fans.

I Gotta Be Nice To Her

I’ll never backstab my best friend because she has way too much dirt on me.

Music + Homework = Awesomeness

Music + Homework = Awesomeness