If I had a tail, it would wag everytime you walk in the door.
Finds $100 gift card in junk drawer, Circuit City
Wasps emit an “alarm pheromone” when you kill them, summoning the rest of their colony.
I remember when the world wasn’t coming to an end every 2 months.
That dizzy feeling you get when you stand up too fast is called “postural hypotension.”
Did you know turtles can breathe through their butts?
20% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the Earth.
Justin Bieber haters have made him more famous, than the actual fans.
I’ll never backstab my best friend because she has way too much dirt on me.
Music + Homework = Awesomeness