I Can’t Stand People Like This!

A Spot Just For You!

This is my mom.

I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. IF YOU MESS IT UP…I WILL CUT YOU <3 mom

Disagrees with you and tells you to Google it, every site that proves him wrong is unreliable.

you never yell…when the cat does it

Run Away!!!

What do you call guys who make ‘woman in the kitchen’ jokes? Single.

I really need a day between Saturday & Sunday.

Where’d The Invisible Tape Go?

Have You Seen This Dog? Because it’s awesome!