When’s The World Ending Again?
I remember when the world wasn’t coming to an end every 2 months.
I Gotta Be Nice To Her
I’ll never backstab my best friend because she has way too much dirt on me.
Did Anyone See That?
How come everytime I do something awesome no one is around to witness it?
eBooks Need Real Book Smell
I won’t be buying a nook until they come out with one that can actually produce a ‘real book’ smell.
I Look Important!
Sometimes I’ll wear a suit just to make myself look important.
I Need Smart Friends
School would be a lot easier if I had been friends with smarter people.
I Can’t Hear You!
Can you repeat that? I can’t hear you over all the voices in my head.
Don’t Look At Me!
If I avoid eye contact with you…it probably means that I really like you.
Job Interviews and First Dates
Going to job interviews is a lot like a first date. I get nervous/sweaty and fumble with my words and I never get a call back.