No Decking The Halls Here!

Went to the mall, didn’t hear any christmas music.

Homework Break!

Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of surfing the web.

Multiple Choice: All the answers are correct? You have to choose the most correct one.

Someone brings baby to house, Googles “how to interact with babies.”

Sees you wasting time, 15 minute lecture on wasting time.

Films Bigfoot, accidentally tapes over footage.

Pours milk in chocolate cereal, instant chocolate milk.

Venison for dinner? Oh Deer!

Favorite Quote: Carpe Diem, plays farmville 10 hours a day.

Invites you over to play video games, never lets you play.