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Is This Possible?

Calls 911, Lines Busy

Free Candy!!

Stocks up on candy for trick-or-treaters, no one shows up.

That Was Rhetorical

Teacher asks rhetorical question, raises hand.

Life After College is More Difficult?

Life after college is more difficult, than taking 4 classes at once.

Need To Wake Up Early?

Need to wake up early? Well better stay up all night thinking about how you have to wake up early.

Tattoos Will Look Bad On Me?

So you say tattoos will look terrible on me when I’m old? Please tell me more about how you are going to look beautiful when you are 70.

You Should Be Able To Hold It All Class!

You need to use the bathroom? Well there is only 25 minutes left so you can hold it until then.

Better Take It Easy On That Text

Texting Crush, waits 3 minutes between texts to not seem desperate.

Anyone Remember Heads Up Seven Up?

Teachers let students play Heads Up Seven Up, to find out who the cheaters were.

iPod Shuffle Is Useless

I don’t always listen to my iPod on shuffle. But when I do, I skip each song until I find the one I wanted.