I Saw The Daily Show Last Night

Watched one episode of the daily show, thinks shes a political expert.

No Phones in Class!

Takes everyones phone that rings in class, answers her phone in class.

I don’t always spontaneously burst into dance, but when I do, I just walked thru a spider web.

Computer has a virus? Better put it to sleep early.

Went back to sleep for another 10 minutes, finished awesome dream.

Kids today taking Flintstones vitamins, don’t even know who the Flintstones are.

“Like if you were born in the 90’s” Born in 1895.

Just when I thought I was out of the crib, they keep pulling me back in.

I don’t always feel like I’m at the top of the gene pool, but when I do, I’m at walmart.