Oh math…you trickster you.

Nice try math but I still don’t like you

We all have this friend.

I hate reality.

Thats because cat’s are jerks

you never yell…when the cat does it

Rosy has some words of wisdom.

What do you call guys who make ‘woman in the kitchen’ jokes? Single.

Sorry Princess…

This is actually real creepy (when you see it)

I know, right?

I hate it when you offer so someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore

1st world problems

You’re telling me you buy water because it’s going to rain too much?

like adults.

Lets settle this like adults