Single On Christmas?
Being single on Christmas is very lonely, but at least you save a lot of money.
You Lost Your Dog? Is There A Reward?
Is it wrong that I look harder for lost dogs that offer a reward than those that don’t?
Don’t smoke in the pool.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
I mean…we’re not THAT close
I’d take a bullet for you…Not in the head but like, the leg or something.