I’m gonna take a hot shower, it’s a normal shower, but with me in it.
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That embarrassing moment when you get a trophy for “participating.”
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I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
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Walking into your room and thinking “I should clean this” Then walking out
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There’s a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
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Putting your leg out of the blankets and feeling exposed to monsters. you know this feel.
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
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I hate when people steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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I want to get a tattoo that says, “This was a mistake”
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Is your child still wetting the bed? Get them an electric blanket, they’ll learn.
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