Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer…I saw the video…We need to talk.
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I propose a toast for the booze making you all seem tolerable.
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The last thing I remember is finishing the bottle.
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Maybe it’s the booze talking but I want you to know, I love booze.
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Got drunk at a party, talks about it for a week.
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No officer, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive.
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The guy’s nowhere to be found, then I hear “PEEK-A-BOO,” and I kid you not, there he was again!
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Friends leave beer at his place, saves it for next time they come over.
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Hey You! Yeah, You! I totally sucked your wife’s tits.
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I hope we have so much fun tonight that you have to tell me all about it tomorrow.
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