Wins mega millions jackpot, mayans were right.
Awesome I Lost 10 Pounds
Lost 10 Pounds, of muscle.
But I Didn’t Even Ask You Yet
Girl rejects date, never asked.
Finally A Parking Spot!
Finds perfect parking spot, shopping cart right in the middle.
I Got Bigfoot On Tape!
Films Bigfoot, accidentally tapes over footage.
Dude, You’re A Dude!
Meets girl on the internet, not a girl.
This Was Just On The News!
Confesses to murder on death bed, makes a miraculous recovery.
Anything But Crocs!
Wins lifetime supply of shoes, crocs.
Steps in dog poop, not wearing shoes.
We Find The Juror…
Got Jury Duty, Found Guilty.