I Got The Job!

New Job, goes out of business the next day.

Wrinkle Beach

Goes to nude beach, senior citizen day.

Is This Possible?

Calls 911, Lines Busy

But I Looked Both Ways

Looks both ways, still gets hit by car.

Is That A Drill or Real?

While pooping at school fire alarm goes off, not a drill.

My Fish Drowned?

Buys a pet fish, it drowns.

There Was A 20 In There!

Sells pants to thrift store for $1, forgot there was $20 in the pocket.

Where’s My Pet Rock?

Has a pet rock, it runs away.

Brian Drowned?

Surfs the web, drowns.

But Mom!

Gets bullied, homeschooled.