New Job, goes out of business the next day.
Goes to nude beach, senior citizen day.
Calls 911, Lines Busy
Looks both ways, still gets hit by car.
While pooping at school fire alarm goes off, not a drill.
Buys a pet fish, it drowns.
Sells pants to thrift store for $1, forgot there was $20 in the pocket.
Has a pet rock, it runs away.
Surfs the web, drowns.