This is the Worst Monday

I’m having the worst Monday since last Monday.

You’re Mind-Blowingly Hot

I couldn’t help noticing that you’re mind-blowingly hot.

First Kiss

First Kiss, Gets Mono

If They Only Knew

People think I’m so innocent…if they only knew what goes through my head.

Humpty Dumpty Was The Rat?

Humpty Dumpty was the rat? Make it look like an accident.