Things I don’t feel like doing today: Moving.
I used to be indecisive but now I’m not certain.
I just wanted you to know that amish you.
Grab a helmet, because I am about to blow your mind!
I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…AS THEY SHOULD BE!
No officer, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive.
I swear your mom and I are just Facebook friends.
One quality I’m not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.
I’d be much more excited for your birthday if it was my birthday.
This guy, I love this guy.