What Do I Wanna Do Today?

Things I don’t feel like doing today: Moving.

I Don’t Know!

I used to be indecisive but now I’m not certain.

Amish You

I just wanted you to know that amish you.

Grab A Helmet!

Grab a helmet, because I am about to blow your mind!

I Have CDO

I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…AS THEY SHOULD BE!

My Speech Isn’t Slurred

No officer, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive.

We’re Just Facebook Friends

I swear your mom and I are just Facebook friends.

You Have A Virtual Farm?

One quality I’m not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.

I’d Be Much More Excited

I’d be much more excited for your birthday if it was my birthday.

I Love This Guy

This guy, I love this guy.