Aunt’s Comment Kills

I made an amazing status update, my aunt commented on it.

Tell Me How Hardcore You Are

Oh, you’re flipping off the camera in your profile picture. Tell me more about how hardcore you are.

I have a witty response to a Facebook status post, but I don’t know the person well enough to comment.

I could care less what other people think. Like if you agree.

Posted picture of my dog in a costume, only got 25 likes.

I wanted to stalk him on Facebook but he never posts anything new.

Every girl in the picture is tagged, except the hot one.

Oh, you have a new boyfriend? Please post every 15 minutes about how much you love him.

I only know you from your beach photos on Facebook.

May your life someday be as cool as you pretend it is on Facebook.