Stop it Facebook

Facebook keeps suggesting my ex as a friend.

Chain Letters Don’t Work?

My chain letter lied, I wasn’t kissed at midnight by my crush.

I swear your mom and I are just Facebook friends.

One quality I’m not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.

Notices you left yourself logged in on Facebook. Logs you out.

Checked my Facebook, no new notifications.

Congratulations on choosing a profile picture that doesn’t qualify as softcore porn.

You’d have a better chance being shirtless in a woman’s bedroom if you weren’t shirtless in every photo online.

They gave me a new computer at work, it blocks Facebook.

I’m not sure if she’s posting song lyrics or if she’s really depressed.