This Does Not Make Sense!
Why is the suggested serving size for poptarts only one poptart when two come together in a package?
The Bare Necessities
Give me some food and Netflix and you won’t hear from me for a week.
Do I Like Chocolate?!
Do I like chocolate? Uh, I don’t know…do you like breathing?
Grown Up Decisions
Pay the internet bill or buy groceries? Looks like I’ll be starving this week.
Those 4 Magic Words
You had me at “all you can eat.”
Hmmmm Pinto? Kidney? Garbanzo?
My favorite kind of bean? Jelly.
I LOVE YOU TOO FOOD
Me: “why am i single?” Brain: “You’re weird” Body: “and you’re fat” Face: “Plus you’re ugly” Food: “but I’m here for you”
I Don’t Hear The Moo!
Real men order their steak rare, so rare that you hear “Moo” everytime you take a bite.
My Daily Serving of Veggies
French fries are vegetables…right?