This Includes Pineapple!

Don’t trust people who put fruit on their pizza.

You’re Dieting?!

“You’re Dieting?” Thinks about food 24/7.

You had me at deep fried.

Let me ruin your perfectly healthy salad with a bucket full of ranch dressing.

Whoever thought a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun size” should really evaluate their entertainment standards.

The microwave is faster, but the oven makes it taste so much better.

When your microwave decides to heat your plate and not your food.

Delicious Food, Y U No healthy?

Not enough dressing on my salad, now my salad tastes like salad.

So you’re telling me spoons don’t really sound like trains?