Don’t trust people who put fruit on their pizza.
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“You’re Dieting?” Thinks about food 24/7.
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You had me at deep fried.
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Let me ruin your perfectly healthy salad with a bucket full of ranch dressing.
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Whoever thought a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun size” should really evaluate their entertainment standards.
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The microwave is faster, but the oven makes it taste so much better.
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When your microwave decides to heat your plate and not your food.
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Delicious Food, Y U No healthy?
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Not enough dressing on my salad, now my salad tastes like salad.
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So you’re telling me spoons don’t really sound like trains?
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