My diet starts tomorrow.
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That sad moment when you have eaten every slice of bread except the two end pieces.
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You mean to tell me that kids have food fights and not fights for food?
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I forgot to shake my ketchup, got ketchup water all over my food.
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My body isn’t a temple, it’s a maximum security prison for fat.
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I’m so tired of eating at all the same restaurants near work
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I ate too many breadsticks at Olive Garden and now I can’t finish my steak.
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Honestly, I’d be way more excited for you if I wasn’t so hungry.
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I burnt the roof of my mouth.
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Men think it’s a woman’s dream to find the perfect man. Every woman’s real dream is to eat anything without getting fat.
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