Don’t Even Try It, Internet!

Tracking my cookies? You will never get my recipe internet!

He Only Needs My Bank Account

Oh dear, this Nigerian prince needs help. It looks like I can make a little money too.

Accidentally deletes Internet Explorer icon, calls Best Buy for a refund.

Inadvertently hits caps lock, tYPES rEST oF eMAIL lIKE tHIS

Replies to your email, in the subject line.

“Username Already Taken?” Someone stole my identity!

Do Emails get delivered on Sunday?