You Run…For Fun?!

I don’t trust people who run for “fun”

Do I Have To Get Off The Couch?

I once had dreams of being rich and successful, but then I realized that required getting off the couch.

You’re Cancelling…Awesome!!

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about someone cancelling plans.

What Do I Wanna Do Today?

Things I don’t feel like doing today: Moving.

Forecast for Today: Unproductive

Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of procrastination.

Does Anyone Have Energy in The Morning?

Do you know that amazing feeling of waking up in the morning and having tons of energy? Me neither!

Well I Can’t Put It Back On Now!

I need to go to the store, but I already took my bra off.

You Think I Wasted My Day?

From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful.

Only Water?

I’m thirsty, but all I have is water.

Don’t Judge My Pajamas

Don’t judge me because I am already in my PJ’s and by already I mean, I’ve worn them all day.