I don’t trust people who run for “fun”
I once had dreams of being rich and successful, but then I realized that required getting off the couch.
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about someone cancelling plans.
Things I don’t feel like doing today: Moving.
Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of procrastination.
Do you know that amazing feeling of waking up in the morning and having tons of energy? Me neither!
I need to go to the store, but I already took my bra off.
From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful.
I’m thirsty, but all I have is water.
Don’t judge me because I am already in my PJ’s and by already I mean, I’ve worn them all day.