What’s my favorite machine at the gym? The vending machine.
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If I have to put pants on, then the answer is no.
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Back to school shopping, I think I have a notebook lying around somewhere.
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Bought new shampoo, forgot to bring it in the shower.
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I don’t always look bad at school, but when I do, I see every attractive person on campus.
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I want to go outside, but I don’t want to put a bra on.
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I think I’m allergic to morning.
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Not enough dressing on my salad, now my salad tastes like salad.
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I’m so hungry, but I don’t want to cook.
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I’m not lazy, I just take a lot of horizontal life pauses.
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