Walk in a straight line?! But I can’t even crawl yet officer.
Got promoted at work, first day.
I don’t always go the speed limit, but when I do, it’s because I just saw a cop.
Meets girl on the internet, not a girl.
How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they’re free of charge!
This is cursive, it is very important and you will use it all the time.
Girlfiriend dumps me a week before her birthday, return her $300 gift.