Presidential Vegetable

What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli.

A Gentleman Always Opens The Door!

Opens door for date, hits her in the face.

The word “car” is short for carriage.

My mom hid my halloween candy stash, found it.

Confesses to murder on death bed, makes a miraculous recovery.

Drinks first Sam Adams, becomes instant expert on craft beers.

No money for rent, buys beer.

Forgot to do homework, deadline extended.

Sees you opening the door for him, speeds up.

Pushes door that says pull, turns around and goes home.