I Don’t Always Chug Milk
I don’t always decide to chug the remainder of the milk jug. But when I do, I greatly underestimate how much is left.
Oh Crap, That Smelled
I don’t always get visitors in my office. But when I do, it’s right after I fart.
Shampoo Everywhere!
I don’t always cut my hair short but when I do I use way too much shampoo the next day.
Women’s Tennis
I don’t always watch women’s tennis, but when I do, I always root for the hotter one.